And now for something completely different.

Evenin’, squire. I'm Sarah.
Welcome to my lame, little corner of the internet.


(Incredible artwork by Aven.)

There's not much to say. I'm 19, a girl, and I live in California (the East Bay, to be specific). This is what I look like, unfortunately. I have Asperger's syndrome and social anxiety disorder. I am very awkward, very shy, and not very bright.

Here are some things that I really like, and that you'll probably see here, to some extent: The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, British comedy, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, anatomy, medicine, serial killers, cannibals, abnormal psychology, war, music, bears, owls, and various celebrities over whom I swoon (particularly Noel Fielding, Dave Brown, and Julian Barratt, but others, too). I also make lots of stupid text/tag posts. Other than that, I just post/reblog what I like, and I hope you'll like it, too.

I make lots of GIFs, an index of which can be found here, if you’d like to check them out.

Okay, uh, that’s it.



Things that just happened:

  • Couldn’t find my shoes.
  • Started frantically turning in circles trying to locate them.
  • Got dizzy and annoyed and shouted “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES,” because that helps, right?
  • Stumbled over them, thus locating them and answering my own question.
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