And now for something completely different.

Evenin’, squire. I'm Sarah.
Welcome to my lame, little corner of the internet.


(Incredible artwork by Aven.)

There's not much to say. I'm 19, a girl, and I live in California (the East Bay, to be specific). This is what I look like, unfortunately. I have Asperger's syndrome and social anxiety disorder. I am very awkward, very shy, and not very bright.

Here are some things that I really like, and that you'll probably see here, to some extent: The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, British comedy, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, anatomy, medicine, serial killers, cannibals, abnormal psychology, war, music, bears, owls, and various celebrities over whom I swoon (particularly Noel Fielding, Dave Brown, and Julian Barratt, but others, too). I also make lots of stupid text/tag posts. Other than that, I just post/reblog what I like, and I hope you'll like it, too.

I make lots of GIFs, an index of which can be found here, if you’d like to check them out.

Okay, uh, that’s it.



Asker torvolt Asks:
Enough time to get on Tumblr but not on MSN. This is where I stop being passive aggressive and be all you really suck for not being on as much as you used to.
sarahxmay sarahxmay Said:

I’m gonna reply to this now, and I’ll speak to you on MSN after class. I’m sorry, James, I really am, but you need to stop fucking blaming me for this. You’re the reason our friendship was put under stress to begin with. I was on MSN 24/7 for like 2+ months, waiting for you to have a spare second to get online during your oh so busy life. You’re the one who drifted first, so don’t you fucking dare act like this is all my fault, because it ISN’T. I’ll speak to you later, and we can sort this out, okay? You know, or should know, that I’m sorry, and I love and miss you. I just don’t appreciate being blamed for this shit.