Evenin’, squire. I’m Sarah. Welcome to my lame, little corner of the internet.(Incredible artwork by Aven.) There’s not much to say. I’m 19, a girl, and I live in California (the East Bay, to be specific). This is what I look like, unfortunately. I have Asperger’s syndrome and social anxiety disorder. I am very awkward, very shy, and not very bright. Here are some things that I really like, and that you’ll probably see here, to some extent: The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, British comedy, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, anatomy, medicine, serial killers, cannibals, abnormal psychology, war, music, bears, owls, and various celebrities over whom I swoon (particularly Noel Fielding, Dave Brown, and Julian Barratt, but others, too). I also make lots of stupid text/tag posts. Other than that, I just post/reblog what I like, and I hope you’ll like it, too. I make lots of GIFs, an index of which can be found here, if you’d like to check them out. Okay, uh, that’s it. var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @sarahxmay)http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055904306http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055904306Wed, 30 May 2012 02:47:19 -0700Okay yes well no more Anon messages to respond toso I guess I should go to bed fhsgdh.I don't want to ugh.Anyway yes goodbye.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zc5fehsc1r2pbmto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zc5fehsc1r2pbmto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zc5fehsc1r2pbmto5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zc5fehsc1r2pbmto6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small> You know what, Mr. Bag? </small></em></p> </blockquote>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055885660http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055885660Wed, 30 May 2012 02:46:23 -0700Same.30 Rock<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4txbxOVcM1qfc9ah.gif"/></p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055676314http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055676314Wed, 30 May 2012 02:36:12 -0700Anon are you shipping me with youare you trying to be sassy AND coy.Anonymous<p><strong><a href="http://lightupacandle.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_53740dcf0a16_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://lightupacandle.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lightupacandle</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055587624/id-rather-make-you-guess" target="_blank">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055587624/id-rather-make-you-guess" target="_blank">I’d rather make you guess.</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>next thing, anon will be clicking their fingers on a “z” formation :D</blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tx8b7ZRg1qfc9ah.gif"/></p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055628952http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055628952Wed, 30 May 2012 02:33:50 -0700lightupacandle<p>Anon, are you sassing me, is that what’s happening right now.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055587624http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055587624Wed, 30 May 2012 02:31:50 -0700Only people I can guess anyone would ship me with would be Aven or Sabina or Nikita or Kate so.Anonymous<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0pa8dqFRk1qb3r30o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>sorry mate.</p> </blockquote>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055463378http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055463378Wed, 30 May 2012 02:25:42 -0700I am Nathan he is me we are one.Misfits<p>Who are you trying to ship me with, TELL ME.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055457910http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055457910Wed, 30 May 2012 02:25:25 -0700Anonymous<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgtsy0dGV1qmxcc6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgtsy0dGV1qmxcc6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgtsy0dGV1qmxcc6o7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgtsy0dGV1qmxcc6o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgtsy0dGV1qmxcc6o6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055271524http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055271524Wed, 30 May 2012 02:16:10 -0700SSNA Detective Agency.The Officehttp://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055237797http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055237797Wed, 30 May 2012 02:14:28 -0700Interested in why that Anon would ask if like anybody.TELL ME YOUR MOTIVES.<p><strong><a href="http://thehacora.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_0e95bbf1514d_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://thehacora.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thehacora</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055078541/thehacora-replied-to-your-post-hi-i-like-goats" target="_blank">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055078541/thehacora-replied-to-your-post-hi-i-like-goats" target="_blank">thehacora replied to your post: Hi. I like goats&#8230;.</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>naahh i love you more</blockquote> <p>I respectfully disagree.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055211478http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055211478Wed, 30 May 2012 02:13:05 -0700thehacora<p>There are only two sets on the tag at the moment, but <a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/tagged/afb+gif" target="_blank">here they are</a>.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055159152http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055159152Wed, 30 May 2012 02:10:34 -0700rikkisixx<p>I think so, yeah. Maybe. Probably.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055101272http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055101272Wed, 30 May 2012 02:07:37 -0700Anonymous<p><strong><a href="http://thehacora.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_0e95bbf1514d_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://thehacora.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thehacora</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054930099/hi-i-like-goats-and-your-gifs-x" target="_blank">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054930099/hi-i-like-goats-and-your-gifs-x" target="_blank">Hi. I like goats. And your gifs. x</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>i just like you</blockquote> <p>Well, I love you.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055078541http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24055078541Wed, 30 May 2012 02:06:27 -0700I win.thehacora<p>Asdfhdh, thank you, I like you.</p>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054930099http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054930099Wed, 30 May 2012 01:59:08 -0700Anonymous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tfweOecG1qd09ago1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tfweOecG1qd09ago2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Wisdom from <strong>BJ Novak</strong> (Ask a Grown Man)</em></p> </blockquote>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054558787http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054558787Wed, 30 May 2012 01:41:11 -0700Same.I am BJ Novak he is me we are one.BJ Novakhttp://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054501834http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054501834Wed, 30 May 2012 01:38:30 -0700It's such a delight to get to feel like shit all day every day.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4opcgTC6a1qa2szuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4opcgTC6a1qa2szuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>‘Parks and Recreation’ 4x01</em></p> </blockquote>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054369727http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054369727Wed, 30 May 2012 01:32:19 -0700Same.Ron SwansonParks and Recreation<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1osNZuW1qdrg5do1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1osNZuW1qdrg5do2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1osNZuW1qdrg5do3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1osNZuW1qdrg5do4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1osNZuW1qdrg5do5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1osNZuW1qdrg5do6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ImSbixBsOk&feature=related" target="_blank">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054300321http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054300321Wed, 30 May 2012 01:29:09 -0700Gross sobbing because I fucking ADORE him.Andy SambergThe Lonely IslandDick in a Box<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxpuqol1h1r9w3tqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054242844http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24054242844Wed, 30 May 2012 01:26:24 -0700Same.The Office<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/24053370525/tumblr_m3lrfd55jv1r2mqpm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Before I Forget - Slipknot.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24053370525http://sarahxmay.tumblr.com/post/24053370525Wed, 30 May 2012 00:47:31 -0700Ah yes this helps.Before I ForgetSlipknotMusic