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Evenin’, squire. I'm Sarah.
Welcome to my lame, little corner of the internet.

(Incredible artwork by Aven.)

There's not much to say. I'm 19, a girl, and I live in California (the East Bay, to be specific). This is what I look like, unfortunately. I have Asperger's syndrome and social anxiety disorder. I am very awkward, very shy, and not very bright.

Here are some things that I really like, and that you'll probably see here, to some extent: The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, British comedy, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, anatomy, medicine, serial killers, cannibals, abnormal psychology, war, music, bears, owls, and various celebrities over whom I swoon (particularly Noel Fielding, Dave Brown, and Julian Barratt, but others, too). I also make lots of stupid text/tag posts. Other than that, I just post/reblog what I like, and I hope you'll like it, too.

I make lots of GIFs, an index of which can be found here, if you’d like to check them out.

Okay, uh, that’s it.

Posts tagged "Golden Gate Bridge"

(via ardentbrunette)

I turned back to the traffic, turned to the bay, said, ‘Fuck it, nobody cares,’ and I hurled over the bridge. See, what most people do, apparently, is they get on the ledge on the side of the bridge, and they stand there, so people can talk them out of it, y’know, or pull them up, or whatever. I didn’t. I didn’t want anybody to talk me out of it. I just wanted to die. So I hurtled over the railing with my hands, and I was falling head first. And the second my hands left the railing, I said, ‘I don’t want to die.’

Kevin Hines, who survived his jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Impact with the water shattered his T12 and L1 vertebrae. The shards of his vertebrae entered his organs, but missed his heart. From the documentary, The Bridge.

“I was taking pictures of Alcatraz at the time, and while I was taking the pictures, I saw, out of the corner of my eye, a girl walking by. She climbed over the rail, and she did it so smoothly… It was almost like she was going, like she had her own little clubhouse… I don’t know, like she was going to sit on the ledge to eat lunch.

So, I got a couple pictures of her climbing over, and then I started taking pictures of her standing on the ledge, and I realized that this girl’s about to jump. But when I was behind the camera, it was almost like it wasn’t real, because I was looking through the lens. I guess I was waiting for her to jump, because I thought there was nothing I could do. It was too late.

I started yelling out to the girl, you know, asking her what was wrong. She seemed to be speaking in a different language, and basically, like, tuning me out. Like, really not thinking about what I was saying. So, I got up on the rail and I reached out, and I really didn’t know I was gonna be able to grab the back of her jacket… But once I grabbed it, I just lifted her over the rail and got her down on the ground. She started fighting me a little bit, so I just sat on her chest and called 911, and they were probably there within a couple minutes.”

From the documentary, The Bridge.