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Welcome to my lame, little corner of the internet.
(Incredible artwork by Aven.)
There's not much to say. I'm 19, a girl, and I live in California (the East Bay, to be specific). This is what I look like, unfortunately. I have Asperger's syndrome and social anxiety disorder. I am very awkward, very shy, and not very bright.
Here are some things that I really like, and that you'll probably see here, to some extent: The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, British comedy, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, anatomy, medicine, serial killers, cannibals, abnormal psychology, war, music, bears, owls, and various celebrities over whom I swoon (particularly Noel Fielding, Dave Brown, and Julian Barratt, but others, too). I also make lots of stupid text/tag posts. Other than that, I just post/reblog what I like, and I hope you'll like it, too.
I make lots of GIFs, an index of which can be found here, if you’d like to check them out.
Okay, uh, that’s it.
fuckyeahrickmercer replied to your post: fuckyeahrickmercer replied to your post:…
All these years, all these decades, it’s all ha ha oh yes we’re polite and nice no doot aboot it oh yes we’re just america junior we don’t have our own ideas or anything and then boom, we’ve actually quietly, secretly, and darlky lost our minds
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Canada is the secret serial killer of the world. “Oh, but they were so nice!” says neighbour America “they didn’t even say anything when we parked our culture on their lawn! But oh mercy, the feet in the basement, oh jesus.”
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You know that for about six months in 2009 or whatever, feet kept on washing up on shore around Vancouver. Just individual feet, all in sneakers. No other body parts.
Canada is weird.
fuckyeahrickmercer replied to your post: Will you love me again if I rip my skeleton out and send it to you.
What if I send you … a foot?
HOW VERY CANADIAN OF YOU.
fuckyeahrickmercer replied to your post: The police aren’t saying what the second body part they found in Ottawa was or if any of this is connected to the torso in Montreal or the hockey bag corpse in Nova Scotia. Booo police, stop doing proper work and give us all the gory details!
Oh no wait, some high tech robot future detective work (googling) says it was a HAND. Oooooh. And that the foot was delivered in a while parcel with a heart on it. OOOOOOOOOHHHH
Hands are not as good as heads, but they’re still pretty good, so I’ll allow it.
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sarahxmay Said:
I hope it’s a head.
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Riddle me this, SSNA! What walks on two legs in the morning, one in the evening and ends up in a hockey bag in Nova Scotia at night?
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gritty!SSNA
SCREECHING.
fuckyeahrickmercer replied to your post: Dear SSNA, let’s play a game. I have hidden a mix of chemicals around the world that, when sprayed into the atmosphere, will cause all men to grow beards. Only the SSNA can stop me! Muahaha! (Don’t stop me, though, it’s going to be a sexy dystopia.) *sprints off, slightly rolls ankle* FUCK
Maybe this is a more evil me from the future (with a goatee) dismembering bodies. It’s like the gritty reboot of SSNA and it’s a nice anon’s foot that got mailed to the PM.
Jesus CHRIST.
fuckyeahrickmercer Asks:
sarahxmay Said:
I love beards, I would never even try to stop you. However, there’s a chance that you’ll be dismembered and mailed across Canada before you ever have a chance to to initiate your plan, so.
fuckyeahrickmercer Asks:
sarahxmay Said:
JESUS CHRIST, CANADA.
fuckyeahrickmercer Asks:
sarahxmay Said:
I don’t know if America’s actually safer. Apparently there’s some crazy shit going down in Florida. Police had to shoot a man to death for refusing to stop eating another man’s face, even after they shot him the first time?
ANYWAY, yes, I’m going to go nap, try not to get dismembered while I’m gone.
