And now for something completely different.
Welcome to my lame, little corner of the internet.
(Incredible artwork by Aven.)
There's not much to say. I'm 19, a girl, and I live in California (the East Bay, to be specific). This is what I look like, unfortunately. I have Asperger's syndrome and social anxiety disorder. I am very awkward, very shy, and not very bright.
Here are some things that I really like, and that you'll probably see here, to some extent: The Mighty Boosh, Luxury Comedy, British comedy, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, anatomy, medicine, serial killers, cannibals, abnormal psychology, war, music, bears, owls, and various celebrities over whom I swoon (particularly Noel Fielding, Dave Brown, and Julian Barratt, but others, too). I also make lots of stupid text/tag posts. Other than that, I just post/reblog what I like, and I hope you'll like it, too.
I make lots of GIFs, an index of which can be found here, if you’d like to check them out.
Okay, uh, that’s it.
meringuecloud replied to your photo: Hello, I am a garden gnome.
Sarah sweetheart I want no NEED you in my garden or on my shelf or in my pocket NOW please
This can be arranged, yes.
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Precious, precious love squeezin’s. And you get all of them, my lovely.
Yessss, I’ve monopolized the love squeezin’s, this pleases me immensely.
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I know not how to reply with a GIF of my own, le sad. )’: However, I can throw a fuckload of love squeezin’s in your gorgeous face.
(Also, to reply with a GIF:
Click the little camera icon, and then select the GIF.)
meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud…
NOT AN ILLUSION. IF YOU WERE AN ILLUSION, YOU WOULD NOT NEED A BED FOR ME TO HIDE UNDER, SILLY CHILD.
meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud…
Also fuck me, I am sorry for that caps abuse. I felt it was necessary to proclaim how much of an illusion you certainly are not.
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Aaskjhfjkhsdfsd, how are you so fucking impossibly the best person alive?
I’m not, it’s all just a carefully orchestrated ~illusion~.
meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud…
…May I have some Cheetos? I fucking love Cheetos, and they don’t sell them over here any more. )’:
I will fetch you a metric fuckton of Cheetos, my love.
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Baby I am right here come into my arms yes good
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Also JESUS CHRIST IT IS FREEZING DOWN HERE CAN I GET A BLANKET
SORRY.
Yes, I will go out to the hall closet and get you a blanket and stuff it under the bed. Would you like anything else while I’m up?
meringuecloud replied to your chat: James says: dude, professor x and magneto are…
May Thor shower you with powers unimaginable, Sarah.
Adfhsdhfdh, HI.
I miss you and love you and yes, hello.
meringuecloud replied to your post: A haiku by me:I fucking hate writing these.Fuck…
Fucking hell Sarah I’m tearing up over here Jesus Christ D:
Sorry, love, my haikus should really come with warnings, as their poetic beauty may be overwhelming for some.
meringuecloud replied to your post: meringuecloud replied to your post: Hi, hello, I’m…
A pasta-induced coma is slightly more acceptable, yes. I could bring you flowers and put them in a vase by your bedside. c:
Asdhsdh, that would be lovely, yes. <3
